She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
there was a trapeze. enough said
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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