Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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