he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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