look no pants
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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