also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
this is an emotional support booty call
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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