I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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