He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
