Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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