I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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