Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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