I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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