i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
