Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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