hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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