Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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