Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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