Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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