Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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