Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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