The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This girl is more easily done than said...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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