no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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