Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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