wrigley field is MILF paradise
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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