I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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