and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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