Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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