just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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