ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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