The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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