Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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