What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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