I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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