Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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