I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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