He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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