It's Friday. Sex?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
soo... how was my night?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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