oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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