Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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