so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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