im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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