I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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