at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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