if only i could text you this smell
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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