Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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