I think I am morally bankrupt
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Are we still banned from the library?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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