new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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