how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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