Do you still have your period?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants