I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...