Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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