Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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