Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.