i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.