yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.