Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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