She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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