Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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