i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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