we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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