Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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